blastortoise:

Green M&Ms count as vegetables right

#yes

jsantagato:

Holy hands

#omg #art

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

#same

shitshilarious:

officialwhitegirls:

hot dammit, your booty like two planets

neither a moon nor a sun is scientifically recognized as a planet

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

unofficialdragon:

likeakidinabookstore:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

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raspydinosaur:

Exciting News: My cousin just proposed to his girlfriend at Chicago Comic Con in front of Matt Smith and Karen Gillan. That was pretty freakin awesome since they both really love Dr. Who. and he’s been planning this for awhile now. 

winternightstar:

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

Woah, woah woah, so I’m getting up at 5:00 to go to a school that doesn’t listen to doctors?  Goddamnit.

#ugh #school

relahvant:

so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

setthosecanadiansails:

kingglen:

Kate Middleton’s reaction to beating Prince William in a sailing race in New Zealand.

Bow down

  1. person: get your license
  2. me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive
@5sos: “I know all the chords.”