“There must be something strangely sacred in salt. It is in our tears and in the sea.” / Taken by riosage




"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

This hit me like a fucking train






Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

Even if it did we all have free health care




A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch




I just tried to write “lmaoooooooo” but instead I wrote “lamoooooooooo” which sounds like I’m calling for my pet lamb whose name is lamo


Like if I had a pet lamb I would name it lamo. And I would call for it by saying lamooooooooo if it were to go missing outdoors

dearjos :  Faerie!

If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

oh my gosh this question is so great because i could literally do anything omg. should I stab my ex in the face with a pitchfork? yes. should i get on a plane and walk into comic con and cut lines and take pictures with celebs without spending any money? hell yes. should i make up some illegal documents so everyone thinks i went to some amazing college without actually having to go to college? yes please. so many options.

#dearjos #ask



These are named after MONSTERS are you KIDDING ME if I don't get at least one of these I'm going to be very disappointed
  1. Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
  2. Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
  3. Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
  4. Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
  5. Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
  6. Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
  7. Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
  8. Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
  9. Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
  10. Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
  11. Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
  12. Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
  13. Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
  14. Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
  15. Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
  16. Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
  17. Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?




I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post


ginny weasley

these are so fuckin intense pls send me them
  1. A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?
  2. B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on Tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?
  3. C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?
  4. D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?
  5. E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?
  6. F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?
  7. G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?
  8. H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?
  9. I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?
  10. J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?
  11. K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?
  12. L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?
  13. M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?
  14. N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?
  15. O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best?
  16. P. All the sequels/remakes/adaptations/rip-offs in movies nowadays, good or bad?
  17. Q. Would you rather be dirt poor and emotionally fulfilled in life or be rich beyond imagination and emotionally dissatisfied for life?
  18. R. Do you have any (secret) feelings of bigotry to any group of people?
  19. S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own?
  20. T. If everyone in the world would automatically only know one language, which language would you choose?
  21. U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?
  22. V. A world without religion, good, bad, neutral?
  23. W. The men's rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?
  24. X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?
  25. Y. Do looks mean anything to you? Don't lie, could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?
  26. Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.

Your Fav Is Problematic: Owner of the White Sedan


  1. Left their lights on.


Great Danes are gentle giants.


an episode of doctor who where the tardis goes missing and the doctor enlists the help of justin timberlake because he is the only one who can bring sexy back